一些国外fans的搞笑误听...笑抽我了...

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Michael Jackson
Hi, this is Meca27 and you are about to view some crazy things that people think is in the song. And also below you will find sort of like reviews from people who contributed stuff like this. It's not my reviews it's other people's. So sit back and get ready to laugh.
"Beat It"
R:    Beat it, beat it. . .
P:    Peanut, peanut. . .
N:    A co-worker in the office was singing this one.  I nearly fell over from laughing so hard. (Jacquelyne)

"Human Nature"
R:     Why, why tell 'em that it's human nature
P:     Why, why tell 'em that it's you and me, Joe
N:     Even knowing the right words I can still hear my version clearly if I listen for it. (Glenn)

"Thriller"
R:    Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...
P:    Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together..
N:    I swear that's what I heard as a kid. I like the morbidity of my version better.(Jeff Hochberg)(Coming from the guy who bought the Elephant Man's bones, I agree with you!)

"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
R:    Keep up - with the force, don't - don't stop 'til you get enough
P:     Keep up - to the Post Office - don't stop 'til you get it up! (j.mccutchan@agriculture.unimelb.edu.au)
(Well, I guess some stamp collectors are just a heck of a lot more serious than others!)


"D.S"
R:      Dom Sheldon is a cold man
P1:    Dog spanner is a howlin'
N1:   Our first entry from India!

P2:   "Stop steppin on a cold man"(Jenny (Betrayed desires,"and don't be so game..."))
N2:   I hope the video wasn't filmed in a morgue.

先翻一点...陆续更新~~

以下是一些对于MJ歌曲的疯狂误听。。。
"Beat It"
正确:    Beat it, beat it. . .避开，避开
错误:    Peanut, peanut. . .花生，花生。。。

"Thriller"
正确::    Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...现在是时候让我们紧拥在一起
错误:    Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together..现在是时候让我们把自己的喉咙切断。。。(一块儿自刎吧。。。。。。）

"In The Closet"
R:     Keep it in the closet
P:       Kick her in the crotch（太邪恶了偶不翻~~怕带坏小盆友）

"Will You Be There?"
正确:     Hold me, like the river Jordan 支持我，就像约旦河。
错误:       Hold me, like a pair of Jordans 支持我，就像一双乔丹鞋。。。

"Heal The World"
正确:    Heal the world, make it a better place 拯救世界，使之更加美好。
错误:     Kill the world, make it a better place 谋杀世界，使之更加美好。。。

"Remember The Time"
正确:     And Girl No Matter What Was Said I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记我们曾经拥有了什么。
错误:     And Girl No What Was Said I Will Never Forget To Dance With My Baby
女孩，不管当初我们说了什么，我永远也不会忘记去和我的宝贝一起跳舞。。。

"Billie Jean"
错误：
But the chair is not my size
or但这椅子不是我的尺寸。。。
But the chair's not my son
or但这椅子不是我儿子。。。

But Chad is not my son
or但乍得湖不是我儿子。。。

Blue Jeans are not my size.
or蓝牛仔裤不是我的尺寸。。。
But the Chid is not my son
Correct Lyrics:正确
But the kid is not my son.
但那孩子不是我的。

"Remember The Time"
正确:     I bet you remember我打赌你记得。
错误:    I forgot you remember我忘了你记得。

"Give Into Me"
错误：Damn, I'm on fire! 天哪，我着火了！(ORZ...)
正确：Takin' me higher!让我更high~~

Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
错误：Girl, when you prance。 There's a cabbage that must be doves.女孩，当你立地腾跃之时，有一颗大白菜肯定是菜包肉末饭。。。（ORZ...）
正确:Girl, when you dance女孩，当你翩翩起舞之时，有一种令人爱上的魔力~~
There's a magic that must be love.

"Beat It"
错误：
Show 'em how funky, 'long as you're right 展示你有多么地对，其实谁在你自行车上都不重要。。。
It doesn't matter who's on your bike.
正确：:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight都来发狠耍狂，其实对错都不重要。
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.

"The Lost Children"
错误:When you sit there undressing当你坐在那里一丝不挂。。。（俺要好好教育教育那只听错的范。。。）
正确：When you sit there addressing当你坐在那里寻找地址。

又是"Billie Jean"。。。
错误：But the King is not my son.但那国王不是我儿子。
正确：But the kid is not my son.但那孩子不是我儿子。

"Is it scary"
R:     Let them all materialize (or somethin' like that)
P:    I bet the Mormon ate your knights
N:     Yup. That's what I heard. (Sade)(Maybe in Finland, you use different chess pieces.?)( Sade replies: No. I meant that the mormon ate the knights, like cut a piece and chomp chomp.)

"In The Closet"
R:     Keep it in the closet
P:       Kick her in the crotch
N:     I swear I thought he said that......but of course I listened to it again.

"Will You Be There?"
R:     Hold me, like the river Jordan
P:       Hold me, like a pair of Jordans


"Billie Jean"
R:     Billie Jean is not my lover
P:     The village idiot is at my door


"The Girl is Mine"
R:     Every night she walks right in my dreams
P:     Every night she washes my in-betweens
or Every night she wanders in my dreams


"You Wanna Be Starting Something"
R:     You wanna be starting somethin'
P:     The wallaby starred in somethin'


"Heal The World"
R:    Heal the world, make it a better place
P:     Kill the world, make it a better place

"Thriller"
R:     Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
P:     Night creatures call and the dead start to walk and they masturbate


"It's The Falling In Love"
R:     Trading in the passion for that taste of pain
P:     Trading in that cashew for that taste of plain


"Working Day and Night"
R:     You got me workin' day and night And I'll be workin' From sun up to midnight
P:     You got me workin' day and night And I'll be workin' From my Sunny Delight


"Tabloid Junkie"
R:     They say hes homosexual
P:     They say hes intellectual


"Remember The Time"
R:     And Girl No Matter What Was Said I Will Never Forget What We Had
Now baby
P:     And Girl No What Was Said I Will Never Forget To Dance With My Baby

"Remember The Time"
R:     I bet you remember
P:    I forgot you remember
N:     Lordy, dont ask me why that this person thought it was this. Just don't ask, lol.

"Billie Jean"
R:     Her schemes and plans
P:     Her skin that blends
N:     The vocals were recorded in one take.

"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
or
But the chair's not my son
or
But Chad is not my son
or
Blue Jeans are not my size.
or
But the Chid is not my son
Correct Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.

"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
[color=RedThe day my cat came home
Correct Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, OH

"Man in the Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
and no message could bend an a cliver
Correct Lyrics:
and no message could have been any clearer


"Give Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, I'm on fire!
Correct Lyrics:
Takin' me higher!

"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
He's the jealous Rabbi's son
Correct Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
but the kid is not my son


"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights I was on the slab
I flew in sandwhiches from Japan of steaming lamb
Curried ants On the floor In the ground
Correct Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights law was on her side
but who can stand when shes in demand her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
(No lie if you listened closely you can actually hear just that)

"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to beat your feet in
Correct Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated


"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it!
Correct Lyrics:
Just beat it!


"Man In The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no message could offend Andy Clifford
Correct Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer
(Just how clear was that message again?)


"Thriller"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fighting for your life inside a ghetto, ghetto
Correct Lyrics:
You're fighting for your life inside a killer thriller

BONUS
"I Miss You Much"
R:     I miss you much, baby, I really miss you much
P:     I mushy mush, baby, I really mushy mush
N:     (This one is contributed by me, Meca27, and when I was young.....maybe like around 7 I was singing this....but I couldn't expand my vocabulary so I wounded up singing this over and over.)

Michael Jackson's, "2000 Watts"
The Misheard Lyrics:
2000 watts - eh-oh!
The Real Lyrics:
2000 watts, eight ohms
The Story: I was a bit surprised to hear Michael pay homage to the dogawfully dreary and deformed Teletubbies. But considering I don't know what this song is about generally, I let the strangeness pass me by. A bit disappointed it turned out not to be my mishearing, though. - Submitted by: Monokini
Michael Jackson's, "Another Part Of Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You want another quarter man.
The Real Lyrics:
Your just another part of me.
The Story: I think I was 12 or 13 when the "Bad" album came out. This was long before the days of the music downloads and internet leaks. So our local station had a "New Music Hour" in which they played a new album once in it's entirety. I taped the whole album that way (having to my cassette player fo commercial breaks, mind you). When I was writing down song titles, I misheard the title as "Another Quarter Man". I have no idea what I was thinking. - Submitted by: Niki
Michael Jackson's, "BIllie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, f*** my love!
The Real Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Story: I was in Junior High and introduced this song to my younger sister who was 7 at the time. I told there was one line not to sing in front of our mother, because it said the 'F - word'." She and I sang the song together just how I taught her - but that line only in private. Then, I read the lyrics and had to tell my innocent sister the truth! - Submitted by: Jaye
Michael Jackson's, "Baby Be Mine"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You are all the future that I designed
The Real Lyrics:
You are all the future that I desire
The Story: After he sang the line, 'I won't give you reason to change your mind', I thought those were the lyrics so they made up a rhyme. I wish that 'you are the all the future that I designed' were the correct lyrics because 'mind' and 'desire' do not rhyme. - Submitted by: Miles
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I´m fat, i´m fat, shamu
The Real Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
The Story: Well one day my friend told me thought Michael said I´m fat, and i thought that was really funny, and i saıd maybe i´ll make a misheard lyrics, so i tried to find out what he sould say next and i thought of Shamu the bıg killer whale because he is big = fat. - Submitted by: Kevın
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one kann dem wiederstehn!
The Real Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
The Story: I´ve heard this song for the first time by the age of maybe 7 or 8 years. It was part of some kind of music show on TV. Since I did not speak English in those days (I´m German), I did not know what the song was all about. The funny thing was that in that spot they said that Jackson had learned a little bit of German during his concert-tours in Europe. So I was convinced (until now) that he really did sing some German words in that song. Since that day I always wandered: 'what is it he´s singing there?' Now I know, one of the greatest mysteries of my childhood has been revealed. - Submitted by: Lil
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
You know how it feels to beat it
Show them how f****** yourself feels right
Which does it matter, who's wrong or right?
The Real Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
The Story: This song freaked me out as a kid....I was at that young age where cussing was hilarious and you hear a curse word in everything you hear. I had no idea what the lyrics I had misheard even meant at the time. Now that I do I laugh so hard. My husband thinks I was a wild child, but I wasn't! Good times! - Submitted by: Angel
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Daytona don't you ever come around here.
The Real Lyrics:
They told him don't you ever come around here.
The Story: My roommate's name is Daytona, and one day I was having her listen to a song that I was choreographing a dance to (I am a dance teacher)...and she said 'he said my name! Michael Jackson said my name!' I asked her what she was talking about and she had me restart the song. The first line really sounds like he's saying 'Daytona don't you ever come around here'--Wishful thinking! - Submitted by: Stefanie
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
No-one wants to see your penis
The Real Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
The Story: This wasn't mine but I laughed so hard when I heard it that I almost fell off my chair. The lady who did hear it explained that she thought the song was about townspeople trying to tell the local "flasher" where to go - hence "beat it"! - Submitted by: Ladybird
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, 'long as you're right
It doesn't matter who's on your bike.
The Real Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
The Story: Growing up, we always just assumed the message was that it's better to just let the other kid steal your bike than get into a fight over it. - Submitted by: Angela
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how f*****g strong is your fight.
The Real Lyrics:
Showing how funky strong is your fight.
The Story: I thought Michael Jackson was making fun of Prince. - Submitted by: Fitu Petaia
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my girl
The Real Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
The Story: I just found out now. But it is pretty much the same meaning, so this story will be quite tame compared to others. - Submitted by: Scandia
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my mother.
The Real Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Story: I was listening to it in the car and started singing along to it. When it came to the main chorus, I started singing "Billy Jean's not my mother". My brother turned to look at me and said, "Idiot!" I was actually quite confused. I didn't know that they were the wrong lyrics. - Submitted by: Your Mother
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chid is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The Story: I thought Chid was street slang for kid. - Submitted by: Lorenzo Turi
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But the King is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The Story: When I heard this, I just thought that 'the King is not my son' must be some sort of phrase of sarcasm, like 'pigs might fly', to imply that Billie Jean didn't really mean it when she said that he was 'the one'. I was young and stupid. What can I say? - Submitted by: Shaheen
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The Story: My grandmother heard the song in the car, then asked why the chair was not his son. - Submitted by: Duncan
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"

The Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The Story: My best friend used to think that these were the lyrics when we were in 5th grade. She would sing it at the top of her lungs on the playground. - Submitted by: Christa
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The b**** is not my lover.
The Real Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Story: When this song first came out, one of my co-workers, a matronly women of about 65 was walking around the office bouncing and bubbly singing the misheard lyrics 'the b**** is not my lover'. - Submitted by: Torrena Dye
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
The Story: It's actually what a friend of mine thought it said. She sang it that way for years. I didn't know what it said either, just knew it didn't say THAT. - Submitted by: Steve Bullard
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The chair's at my side.
The Real Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
The Story: I think there was a chair in the video which is what made me think that is what the words were. - Submitted by: Nunu
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The jed is not the son.
The Real Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
The Story: For a while I thought 'jed' was a new slang word for a child born out of wedlock. - Submitted by: John
Michael Jackson's, "Billy Jean"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
The Story: I have sang this line to Billy Jean since I first heard the song. When the tribute to Michael Jackson was on I was singing it and my Mum started laughing at me, although she didn't know the correct lyrics anyway. It only took 17 years to find out they were totally different lyrics to what I thought - Submitted by: Leanne
Michael Jackson's, "Black or White"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen a bright green dollar
I'm not gonna spend a lot bein' a color.
The Real Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color.
The Story: When I first heard this tune, it reminded me of George Foreman's muffler shop line, 'I'm not gonna pay a lot for a muffler.' so I sang 'I've seen a bright green dolla'! I'm not gonna spend a lot changin a muffla'!' - Submitted by: Matthew F Kramer
Michael Jackson's, "Blood On The Dance Floor"
The Misheard Lyrics:
To save the world
I have to know this stupid dance.
The Real Lyrics:
To escape the world
I've got to enjoy that simple dance.
The Story: Bear in mind that up to now, I never knew what he was saying anyway. So along with the rest of the supposed 'garble' in this tune, I didn't think much of my line. And looking at the real deal now, seems I wasn't far off with my nonsense. - Submitted by: Devil Jones
Michael Jackson's, "Cheater"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care a Jack B**** 'bout what you do.
The Real Lyrics:
I don't care a jack, or about what you do.
The Story: I thought 'don't care a Jack B****' was Michael Jackson's unique take on curse words like 'Don't give a d**n' or indeed 'S***'...what? Don't peer suspiciously at my mishearing. This is the same artist who conjures nonsense like 'chamone' (or however you spell it) and has implemented that in every song, so it wouldn't be surprising if 'Jack B****' had been yet another creation. - Submitted by: Devil Jones
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bitmap you need.
The Real Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
The Story: A 'bitmap' is an image file for Microsoft Windows. It never made sense to me, why Michael Jackson would want to be an Windows Picture for someone... - Submitted by: Gianni
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You think I got no, thong.
The Real Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
The Story: It was my younger sister who heard the lyrics this way; she was about ten or eleven at the time. She just started singing it like that once and I was like, 'What the heck?!' But it was still pretty funny! Frankly, I find those lyrics more creative!! - Submitted by: Ch.H.S

swin

Billie Jean搞出来的花样真多阿～都很好笑哈哈哈～～！

橙汁

看到眼花...能翻译咩

Michael Jackson's, "Rock With You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, when you prance
There's a cabbage that must be doves.
The Real Lyrics:
Girl, when you dance
There's a magic that must be love.
The Story: The reason is, I heard this song on the radio recently. I hadn't heard it before so I hummed, but I had earache at the time and I had to strain to hear some lines. I obviously didn't hear this particular line. So when I asked my wife, she laughed her head off and called me a prune (or loon, I still had earache). - Submitted by: andrew wood
Michael Jackson's, "Shake Your Body"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body now tooth-brush.
The Real Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout (Shout)
Shake your body now to the ground.
The Story: I couldn't understand why my friend Amanda kept laughing at me when we sung this song until recently! (Although I could never understand why a TOOTHBRUSH would be dancing!!) - Submitted by: Karlie G
Michael Jackson's, "Shake Your Body"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The things, they shout! (Shout!)
Shake your body, am I doing it wrong?
The Real Lyrics:
Let's dance, let's shout (shout)
Shake your body now to the ground.
The Story: What can I say? I was probably six at the time when I heard this and didn't know better, just danced to it. Though I did used to wonder what 'things' were shouting and why Michael was asking if he was doing the dance wrong when he clearly wasn't -- after all, that man can dance! - Submitted by: Monokini
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Annie Ajewoke
Annie Ajewoke
Are you OK, Annie?
The Real Lyrics:
Annie are you, okay?
Annie are you, okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
The Story: When I was younger, I thought that was Annie's surname and was interested in knowing which part of Africa it came from. So asked my brother one day, and his reply was the loudest laugh I've ever heard. - Submitted by: Monokini
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Eddy are you wokay
And a dimus and a wokay
And the sound of the window
When he stuck you
Like a shindo, Eddy
And you ran in the apartment
With a buckin' and a parkin'.
The Real Lyrics:
Annie are you okay
Won't you tell us that you're okay?
Then a sound at the window
Then he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains in the carpet.
The Story: Ever since I was about 5, I have sung this song religiously with the wrong lyrics. I still do it, even though I know the words now. I think it's a force of habit. - Submitted by: Tiffany
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Enni kiji wopti
So enni kiji wopti
Aaiyi wopti in it.
The Real Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
So Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
The Story: My sister and I were 8 and 10 then. This is all we could understand, and we sang it that way for a longtime. We laugh at it now and would like to share the laugh with you, too. - Submitted by: Sony
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Enni kiji wopti
So enni kiji wopti
Aaiyi wopti in it.
The Real Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
So Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
The Story: My sister and I were 8 and 10 then. This is all we could understand, and we sang it that way for a longtime. We laugh at it now and would like to share the laugh with you, too. - Submitted by: Sony
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Okay alle Mann hier, everybody clear this area right now!
The Real Lyrics:
Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now!
The Story: I _KNOW_ what he really says, but I always hear that stupid German sentence. - Submitted by: Indy
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So Annie are you wonky,
Annie are you wonky,
are you wonky Annie?
The Real Lyrics:
So Annie are you okay,
Annie are you okay,
Are you okay Annie?
The Story: I once asked a Dj at a club for this, and sang the "wonky version". Needless to say he was mightily impressed with my interpretation, and offered me a hearing aid. - Submitted by: erinn Johnson
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
There's a sound at the window
And he struck you,
Like a Shinto, Annie
The Real Lyrics:
There's a sign at the window
That he struck you
A crescendo, Annie

scarecrow

额~~木有翻译吗

The Story: This song came out when I was in elementary school. Even though I knew deep down that the lyric couldn't possibly be 'Shinto,' somehow my little kid brain convinced me that it might be possible because the music video showed an Asian women around the same time that the lyric was sung. My logic was, Asian woman = Japanese woman = Shinto. - Submitted by: Amir
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Crinimal"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Annie, are you wokie? Are you wokie? Are you a monkey, Annie?
The Real Lyrics:
Annie, are you o.k.? Are you o.k.? Are you o.k., Annie?
The Story: My Nigerian friend loves 'Smooth Criminal', but she doesn't know English well. She thought Michael was saying, 'Annie, are you wokie?' - Submitted by: israa salih
Michael Jackson's, "Stayin' Alive"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
The Real Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The Story: Years later, I heard this on the David Letterman show, where they dubbed an old white man speaking (not singing) plainly 'the chair', intercut with the real song. - Submitted by: Paul Murphy
Michael Jackson's, "Streetwalker"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty baby don't you give this pork to your lover
I'm really getting with your extra meat (yeah, yeah).
The Real Lyrics:
Pretty baby I gotta kiss for your loving
I really get it when you're next to me (yeah, yeah).
The Story: Innuendoes are getting worse each day. Now we're having pork and meat terminology, which really doesn't leave much to the imagination when you think about it. Seriously - what else can you mean by 'getting with your extra meat' and giving someone your 'pork'? - Submitted by: Devil Jones
Michael Jackson's, "The Lost Children"
The Misheard Lyrics:
When you sit there undressing
The Real Lyrics:
When you sit there addressing
The Story: When I first heard this song, it was on the Net and only played for 30 seconds. And when this particular line played at the very end, the volume was a little bit too low and I misheard it. I almost flipped out!!! So, I went to the Superstore and bought the album and read the lyrics that came with it. - Submitted by: Michelle Jameson
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller (2003 Edit)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Filler, Filler Night
The Real Lyrics:
Thriller, Thriller Night
The Story: We were doing some (Quiet, as in no power tools) DIY late at night. This song came on the radio. Quite apt, as it was indeed PolyFiller night. - Submitted by: OC Norm
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The foulest denchers in the air
The Real Lyrics:
The foulest stench is in the air
The Story: In the video to Thriller, while Vincent Price is doing the rap, a Zombie climbs out of a manhole and he has hideous teeth... I thought Mr. Price was commenting on his dental hygene. Hey, I was 4-years-old! - Submitted by: Paul Davis
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say, mama sews, Mama's ole coal shed
The Real Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, mama cu sa.
The Story: I am a former pit worker in England. We thought somehow Michael was singing about his coal mining upbringing. [Ed.'s note: Coal mining in Gary, Indiana? I seriously doubt that.] - Submitted by: mr d b
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I was saved by the sound of Michael's sound.
The Real Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, mama cu sa.
The Story: Long-time argument between me and my husband. I was right! Thanks for helping me nail this long-time-coming, 'told you so' moment. Priceless! - Submitted by: Sue Doku
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I've been saved on the side of a mountain top.
The Real Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
The Story: Just found out today, while singing it to a co-worker (July 18, 2006) that he's not saying that. - Submitted by: Summer
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Something"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna stand on the side of a mountain top.
The Real Lyrics:
Ma ma se, Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
The Story: It came on in the car and we were singing and all of sudden my dad cranks the volume and starts belting out 'I wanna stand on the side of a mountain top' and my sister and I laughed so hard that I almost peed my pants. My dad had been singing that 'version' since it came out!!! - Submitted by: Amanda
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Something"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say mama saw the Makusa.
The Real Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, ma ma cu sa.
The Story: I always thought Michael was talking about a legendary monster, the Makusa. Needless to say when my friends told me the true lyrics, I was ridiculed. - Submitted by: Werewolvesofthunder
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Something"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Same as the sound of moccasins
The Real Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, moo ma coo sa.
The Story: A seven year old's interpretation. (Maybe had something to do with playing air guitar in moccasins.) - Submitted by: ben

回复 6# 橙汁


    有空会翻译一些特别搞笑的呵呵~~

回复 8# scarecrow


    有空会翻译一些比较经典的~~敬请关注~~

沐MJ

还挺有意思的 但是LZ弄得太多了  应该筛选一下~

simudong

那个"Thriller"和“heal the world"的误听真是笑死了！

scarecrow

回复 11# spicylily


    一定关注~3Q！辛苦LZ啦

月下林影

R:    Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...
P:    Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together
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