MJ为猪流感提前准备了30年

MkGenie · 发表于 2009-4-29 18:17:15

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这些年我们取笑杰克逊的医用面罩、神奇氧气睡舱以及他对幼童特殊的喜爱，现在我们要自食其果了！在他的审判时，我就告诫过人们，这就像是在上帝脸上吐口水！人类将难逃厄运！我们从杰克逊那里收到了上帝的礼物，但我们又是怎么回报的呢？嘲笑戏弄他吗？现在报应来了！

现在是谁在嘲笑谁呢？当我们因猪流感在街头奄奄一息的时候，迈克尔和毯毯跳着月球漫步绕过我们的尸体，因为他们是唯一有准备的人。最大的羞辱是他们防治猪流感的装备那么时髦！那些前赴后继死去的人简直要把他笑死了，而且这时他状态还很好。

唯一比较确定的消息是我可能是最后一个感染上猪流感的人，我觉得你们都应该离开家去接受感染。每三个月我只出家门一次，去剃我那流浪汉般的胡须，我想我会很安全。那也就是说，我会是地球上陪伴迈克尔的最后一个人，这再好不过了。（VINCES翻译）

Michael Jackson Has Been Prepared for the Swine Flu for 30 Years!

All those years we made fun of Michael Jackson's medical masks, magic sleeping chambers, and preference for small boys are coming back to bite us in the collective ass. I warned people about this at his trial, it was like spitting in the face of God! Human beings are doomed! We were given a divine gift in Jackson and how did we respond? By mocking and jeering him and now the apocalypse is upon us!

Who's laughing at who now? While we all are dying in the streets from swine flu Michael and Blanket will be moon walking around our corpses because they were the only people prepared. The biggest slap in the face is they look so stylish in their swine flu gear! So not only will Michael be laughing his ass off as the human race dies, he plans on looking good while doing it.

The only positive news is that I will probably be one of the last people to catch it. I think you need to leave the house to become infected, and since I only leave my room once every three months to shave my hobo beard, I think I will be safe. This also means I will be one of the last people on Earth along with Michael and that is alright with me.