小Mike关于观察女孩的超年龄语录！！

ZLQ819 · 发表于 2009-10-4 01:23:46

本帖最后由 ZLQ819 于 2009-10-4 01:27 编辑

1972年9月《Tiger Beat》儿童杂志采访稿
题目：Michael说他是个女孩观察专家！！！！！（Girl Watcher不知有没有更好的翻译）
还是1972年的，看完这篇文章以后就知道，Mike看女孩的习惯是从小就养成的，现在想来对于那些视频里看女歌迷入神，看Tatiana走路，看私人厨师的pp等等都不会感到惊讶了

文章开始：

你曾对有人盯着你看，看你的每一个动作有一种奇怪的感觉吗？
如果你有，你或许可以发现这个人不是别人就是Michael Jackson!
他靠着一棵树，口哨里吹着一首无名的小曲。
天空湛蓝到注视太久会刺伤你的眼睛.
但没关系，因为他并没有看着天空，他的眼睛正忙着看其他地方！
Michael咧嘴微笑，没有什么可以干扰现在他正在做的！
两个手指并拢穿过他的皮带圈，若无其事的站在这里，
没人能猜到他正在实践一种艺术。

做实践！
Michael说起这个总是带着微笑，但当他说观察女孩是一种艺术的时候却很严肃！
当被问起，他解释说“目测女孩”需要实践很多遍才能不被人发现。
首先，Michael知道太过明显盯着一个人看是很不礼貌的。
这就是为什么他熟练掌握了一种从来不会不被接受的技能。
为什么他花了那么大功夫？
“因为我真的不想因为注视她们而冒犯任何人，有些人如果知道有人在盯着她们看的话真的紧张到极点。
但我就是有这个缺点-我爱盯着女孩看！只要看着女孩就能让我有最好的理由微笑。
女孩子是非常特别的所以你只可以用这种方式对待她们。
这就是为什么我总说不要“盯着”一个女孩看，不然她会坐立不安，心想是不是她的头发乱了或者是不是妆面花了。
这就像是去艺术画展看美丽的油画，如果你用正确的方式看一幅画，你会得到其本身以外更多的讯息。”

理由！
这对于一个像Michael这样健康而英俊的小帅哥来说喜欢看女孩是非常正常的事。
每一个像他这个年纪的男生都会花时间站在一起，只是为了欣赏当女孩们走过时那可爱的画面。
但是，有些男生喜欢看过女生以后根据她们的穿着以及漂不漂亮来评分。
Michael不这样，他有他自己的理由。
“那些正在给女孩评分的男生缺失了重点，他们忙于计算分数，但没有看到，我的意思是真真看懂女孩。”
“一个女孩走路的方式，通过走路你可以说很多。
如果一个身为女生而感到骄傲的女孩，高兴了或难过了，看上去非常需要帮助的话，我会想奔向她们然后用我的双臂抱住她们

如果我足够幸运可以近距离看她的脸，那么，这就像是你吃到了最喜欢的甜点一样！
看眼睛，她们有没有对你眨眼睛？是什么让她们看上去如此闪光？是爱？或只是因为活着而快乐？
还有嘴，笑容中藏着秘密？或者她只是尽自己最大努力通过对每个人微笑分享小小的幸福?”（这就是Mike想近距离看女孩脸的目的，好奇的小迈）

Michael的列表里总是没个停。他可以在一个刮风的日子花几个小时去看风是怎么刮得变长头发，短头发、深色头发、浅色头发的。
或者他可以盯着女孩的手看，是不是当女孩坐下他就一直握着呢？
或者这是与女孩沟通的一种方法？女孩的手是否会因过于激动的想强调她的话在交谈中变得活跃起来？
但大部分，Michael只是想有时间好好看看整幅画（整个人）。他喜欢每一个人，而女孩对于他来说一直是“非常特别的东西”
如果他是给女生评分的那群男生中的一个，那么Michael将会用他所有的钱花在报纸上把分数加上去给每个女孩都评高分。
因为对他来说，每个女孩都是赢家-仅凭她是一个女生。
作为每一个特别的女孩，在任何时候他都可能在脸上带着微笑凝视她。
（Over）

英文原稿（原稿挺乱的）：
Michael Tells! I'm A Girl Watcher!
Have you ever had that weird feeling that someone was staring at you - watching your every move?
If you have, you might discover that the someone is none other than Michael Jackson!
He was leaning against the tree, whistling a nameless little tune.
The sky - so blue that it hurt the eyes to stare up too long.
But that was all right because he wasn't looking at the sky. His eyes were busy elsewhere!
Michael grinned to himself. There was nothing that could top what he was doing right now!
Standing here so casually, with his thumbs stuck through his belt loops,
no one could guess that he was practicing an art.
TAKES PRACTICE
Michael always says it with a smile but he's serious when
he calls girl watching 'an art'!
When asked, he'll explain that it takes a lot of
practice to 'eyeball chicks' without being noticed.
For one thing, Michael knows that it's very rude to stare at a person openly.
That's why he's perfected a technique that never gives him away.
Why did he go to all this trouble?
Because I really don't want to offend anyone by watching them.
Some people really get uptight if they know someone is looking at them.
But I have this weakness - I love looking at girls!
'Just watching a girl can give me the best reason to smile.
Girls are something very special and you got to treat them that way.'
That's why I always say don't **stare** right at a chick!
She'll begin to fidget, wondering if her hair's messed up or if her make-up is smeared.
It's kind of like going to an art gallery to see beautiful paintings.
If you look at a painting just the right way, you get the most out of it!
REASONS WHY
It's very normal for a young, healthy, and great-looking guy like Michael to enjoy girlwatching.
Every guy his age has put in time standing around just enjoying the lovely view of
girls passing by!
But, some guys like to look at girls and then rate them according to the way
she's dressed or how pretty she is.
Not Michael. He has his own reasons.
'The guys who are doing the rating are missing the whole point.
They're so busy counting up the scores that they're not looking -
I mean **really** looking at the girls.'
'The way a girls walk. You can tell a lot from the walk.
If she's happy or sad - if she's proud of being a girl.
And then, there are the chicks that look so helpless that
I want to rush over to them and put my arms around them!'
'And if I'm lucky enough to be close enough to see her face - well,
that's like your favourite dessert after a fine meal!'
The eyes - do they wink at you? What makes them shine like they do?
Love? Or just happy at being alive?
'And the mouth. Is it smiling at some secret? Or is she just doing her best to spread a little
happiness by smiling at every person she sees?'
Michael's list goes on and on. He can spend hours on a windy day seeing how the
wind plays with long hair, short hair, dark hair, light hair.
Or he can stare at the girls' hands. Does she hold them still when she sits?
Or are they part of her communicating methods? Do her hands come alive in conversation -
gesturing wildly to emphasize her words?
But mostly, Michael just wants the time to watch and see the whole picture -
the whole person. He likes everybody but the girls are still, for him, 'something very special!'
If he was one of those guys who rated the chicks he saw,
Michael would be spending all his money on paper
to add up the high scores for each girl.
Because to him, each girl is a winner - simply by being a girl -
by being someone special - by being the very girl he might be staring
at this very moment - with a smile on his face -