当你有这些症状时，你知道你痴迷于Michael Jackson了

alextoalex

* You join a million forums like this
你参加上百万个这样的论坛

* You shriek whenever you meet another fan
当你遇到另一个fan时会尖叫

* You have a MJ top for every day of the week
每天有一件MJ的上装足够你换一个星斯


* Your Itunes top played songs are all MJ
你的ITune最常听的歌都是MJ的。

* You have nearly broke both your ankles trying to go on your toes like him
你为了学他的脚尖顶地差一点摔坏了你的双踝。

* You will be giving you Christmas tree angel a bit of a make over by sticking his face over hers.
你把他的照片贴在你圣诞树天使的脸上。

* You stare constantly at his crotch when watching his videos
当你看他的视频时持续盯着他的胯部。

* You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
你不能忍受其他人的歌曲因为他们听起来很糟。

* You spend your time talking online to other fans instead of your real life, non-fan friends
你花时间在网上和其他fans而不是你实际生活中非fans的朋友交谈。

* You grab any newspaper/magazine that has his face on the cover
你会买任何有他的面孔出现的报纸、杂志。

* Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
会试图在任何交谈中插入有关他的话题。

* Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on You Tube
观看Youtubes上MJ一直到午夜，尽管每天你还要上班/上学。

* You rewind to the parts in his videos where he smiles and watch it again…and again…and again then
观看他的录像时，你会将他微笑的部分看一遍….一遍….又一遍。

* You then pause that video where he smiles and print screen it and make it as you desktop background
当你看他微笑时，你会暂停录像，将他的微笑截屏下来，作为你的桌面。

* You listen to the beginning of IJCSLY over and over and pretend he’s whispering in your ear
你听IJCSLY的开头一遍又一遍，假装他在对你耳语。

* You know what IJCSLY stands for
你知道IJCSLY是什么的缩略语。

* Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
当他去世时，你进入某种半抑郁状态。

* You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
你喜欢他早期所有的花哨服装，尽管这些服装在别人身上看起来很糟糕。

* You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
你为你的孩子起名或准备起名Michael。

* You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband/parents because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
你会惹怒你的男朋友/丈夫/父母因为你不停的说MJ是多么了不起和hot。

* You TRY to copy his dance moves
你试图模仿他的舞步。

* You call/text your radio station a million times to request Michael Jackson songs
你给当地电台打上百万次的电话点MJ的歌。

alextoalex

* You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
你发现你盯着他的眼睛看――你卧室的海报里。

* You have a mini MJ shrine
你有一个微型的MJ的圣坛。

* You rant to anyone who says anything negative about him, listing every fact about him
你会教育任何一个对MJ有负面看法的人，列数你知道的关于他的每一个事实。

* He is your ideal boyfriend
他是你理想的男朋友。

* Every time you go to the shop your eyes are looking around for Michael merchandise
每次去购物，你会寻找有关MJ的商品。

* Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
你会写HIStory而不是History。

* You know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song
你知道每首歌里的每一个hee-hee，pow和shamone。

* You randomly go "Hee - Hee" and "Shamone" threw the day
你会不时说“Hee-Hee” 和“shamone”

* You try to do the Bad Tour powt on pictures
你会试图作照片上Bad Tour时期他撅嘴的动作。

*You talk to the Michael posters in your room
你对你房间里MJ的海报说话。

* Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word or hear “Michael”
每次听到或看到“Michael”这个词，你的心脏都错跳一拍。

* You squeak when you see any MJ advert
每次看到MJ的广告时你会尖叫。

* Or at a advert which uses his music
或是看到用他的音乐的广告时。

* You drive around in your car with Earth Song blasting down quite streets
你在安静的街上开着车最大声音地播放Earth song。

* Or if you hear MJ on the radio you shout with excitement "Higher it up"
如果你在收音机里听到MJ的歌， 你会兴奋的大叫“调高音量。”

* You drool looking at Gold Pants pictures
你对金裤子照片流口水。

* Your crop your pictures to just his crotch
你将他的照片剪裁只剩他的胯部。

* You have moonwalked around the house
你在家中作moomwalk，

* Or shops
或在商店里，

* You have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking around the house
你在家中moonwalk时被一些东西绊倒。

* Knocked tins of peas over in the shop trying to spin and go on your toes
踢倒一堆罐头当你试图脚尖旋转时。

* You drew numerous pictures of MJ
你画了无数MJ的图。

* And stuck them on your wall
将它们订到你的墙上。

* Even though you can’t draw
如果你不会画画

* You have framed pictures of Michael.
你会有装裱的MJ的照片

* You wanted to steal the cardboard cutout of Michael that sits in movie theater lobbies for This is It.
你很想要电影院大厅里This Is It 的硬纸板MJ剪影像。

* You HAVE stolen the cardboard cutout of Michael from your local movie theater lobby. (Hee - Hee)
你已经将电影院大厅里This Is It 的硬纸板MJ剪影像偷了回来。（Hee－Hee）

一生的遗憾

有些症状是有

Monica333

* He is your ideal boyfriend
他是你理想的男朋友。

楼主，这句话说出了我的心声

火火

* You stare constantly at his crotch when watching his videos
当你看他的视频时持续盯着他的胯部。

求助lz, 這個是新的嗎？
http://www.aetv.com/the-jacksons ... p;bctid=52296302001

kissmoremj

我绝对是痴迷那一波的

titiyj

绝对是痴迷级的

pink326

* You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
你不能忍受其他人的歌曲因为他们听起来很糟。


这个说得太对啦..现在的我完全听不进别人的歌..在我看来别人唱的那都是垃圾..哈哈..虽然我也知道这有点极端..但我就是这样想的..特别是听到别的明星大谈音乐艺术的时候..就特别反感..哼..就你们这些人也配讲自己懂音乐艺术?..别玷污了音乐..玷污了艺术

mjwanjun

我的ITune都是MJ的歌和MV！！！
从他离开后，ITUNE每天都跟我在一起，我连出差的时候都带着！！！

rainman

天呐···

别说有些症状还真有啊···

菜虫卿

* You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
你不能忍受其他人的歌曲因为他们听起来很糟。

别人的歌曲我最多听一个月就腻了，不明白为什么会这样。。

nxjunzhu

大部分症状都有了，看来我症状不轻了……继续继续，越重越好……

Notalone.

的确有这些症状哇

Heartbreakerman

看过楼主很多贴,很喜欢.再加上一条吧:莫名的伤感与泪水

lilimo

* He is your ideal boyfriend
他是你理想的男朋友。

楼主，这句话说出了我的心声
Monica333 发表于 2009-11-24 16:45

hee-hee,被逮到了。