Tom Sneddon - Next Case!

badthriller

*Contains satirical editorial comment. I know that everyone is wondering "Just whatever happened to our arch nemesis, Tom Sneddon?" He of the infamous green Hulk pinata fate? He of the crimson face because his tie was too tight and cut off all blood flow and logical thought? Good Old TS who had to pick up his marbles and go home when MJ slipped through his greasy fingers with a spin and an easy moonwalk stage left? Santa Barbara District Attorney Sneddon's term is still not up. And one of his latest cases is using yet another "unorthodox witness" in the attempt to make the case. Oh, yes. Witnesses are T.S.' forte. Janet Arvizo, that pillar of upright wholesomeness, swore under oath that (among other things) she believed Michael Jackson wanted to kidnap her kids in a hot air balloon. And Sneddon lost the case. Now, one of the district attorneys in his command is using a man who believes in space aliens to win a case. Please note that it is not our place to judge the existence of space aliens. After all, hot air balloons do exist. However, Deputy District Attorney Jerry Lulejiam is using Gary Lowrey to win a case for the county against a former employer, Greka Energy Corp. Lowery claims, under oath, that aliens, i.e. "non humans," have made visitations. And that they have globular machines that poke pin holes into his chest during the night to draw blood. He knows that this is true, because he set traps by leaving sheets of aluminum foil out and they have left their tracks as evidence. Ordinarily, this kind of claim would disqualify him as being a credible witness. But Lulejiam says that he has a videotape to support his witness' claims. We would all like to see that. Maybe it will end up on YouTube. Mr. Lowrey also has a credited, self - described "UFO - ologist" named Dr. Roger Leiur who is also a podiatrist. During the day, presumably. And finally, Lowrey's lawyer is Bela Lugosi Jr.

badthriller

Look what the jerk do!

Amygu

it's so far.and now he is better.