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发表于 2009-11-25 14:52:52
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我的症状：
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* Your Itunes top played songs are all MJ
你的ITune最常听的歌都是MJ的。
* You stare constantly at his crotch when watching his videos
当你看他的视频时持续盯着他的胯部。
* You can’t listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
你不能忍受其他人的歌曲因为他们听起来很糟。
* Try to sneak him into every conversation topic your having with someone
会试图在任何交谈中插入有关他的话题。
* Stay up till 12am, even though you have a job/school watching Michael Jackson on You Tube
观看Youtubes上MJ一直到午夜，尽管每天你还要上班/上学。
* You love all his cheesy outfits in the early days,even though they’d look horrible on anyone else
你喜欢他早期所有的花哨服装，尽管这些服装在别人身上看起来很糟糕。
* You named your baby boy Michael (Or is planning to)
你为你的孩子起名或准备起名Michael。
* You annoy the heck out of your boyfriend/husband/parents because you keep going on about how amazing and hot MJ is
你会惹怒你的男朋友/丈夫/父母因为你不停的说MJ是多么了不起和hot。
* You find yourself gazing into his eyes…on the poster in your bedroom
你发现你盯着他的眼睛看――你卧室的海报里。
* You rant to anyone who says anything negative about him, listing every fact about him
你会教育任何一个对MJ有负面看法的人，列数你知道的关于他的每一个事实。
* He is your ideal boyfriend
他是你理想的男朋友。
* Every time you go to the shop your eyes are looking around for Michael merchandise
每次去购物，你会寻找有关MJ的商品。
* Instead of writing History,you write HIStory.
你会写HIStory而不是History。
*You talk to the Michael posters in your room
你对你房间里MJ的海报说话。
* Your heart skips a beat every time you see the word or hear “Michael”
每次听到或看到“Michael”这个词，你的心脏都错跳一拍。
* You squeak when you see any MJ advert
每次看到MJ的广告时你会尖叫。
* Or at a advert which uses his music
或是看到用他的音乐的广告时。
* You drool looking at Gold Pants pictures
你对金裤子照片流口水。 |
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